Social Team Of The Season 2022/2023
The best performers from all five teams in each individual position went head to head for the social team of the season. Voted for by the players over the course of a couple of weeks we talk to each to find out more about fantastic season.
Goalkeeper: Charlie Case-Green
Season Stats
Reserve Team // 18 Apps, 4 Clean Sheets, 1.67 average conceded.
Favourite match of the season?
Copthorne at home, it was our first game we won after a difficult start to the season.
Your key player? Nick Walsh
Most improved player? Sam Boughton
Social media platform of choice? Instagram – @
Two things you take into the bath? Rubber duck & swimming fins
Ultimate fighting animal?
Head of crocodile, shell (body) of a tortoise, legs of a kangaroo
Left Back: Chris Parsons
Season Stats
First Team // 27 Apps, 6 Clean Sheets, 1.54 average conceded when on the pitch.
Favourite match of the season?
Rotherfield at home, 2-1 win – Probably one of my stronger performances of the season, we were 1-0 down, scored to equalise and then got the assist for the winner
Your key player? Paul Coomber
Most improved player? Sam Luard
Social media platform of choice? Insta – @chrispars1
Two things you take into the bath? Radox (Muscle soak) & ice
Ultimate fighting animal?
Head of a bear, body of a whale, legs of a cheetah
Centre Back: Joe Elbishlawi
Season Stats
First Team // 20 Apps, 3 Clean Sheets, 1.82 average conceded.
Favourite match of the season?
Hollington at home – I f****d up a coupon of times but I still think I played quite well and we competed so it’s a nice example of resilience.
Your key player? Max Bicknell
Most improved player? Sam Luard
Social media platform of choice? Instagram, @joeelbishlawi
Two things you take into the bath? I don’t have baths
Ultimate fighting animal?
Crocodile head, dolphin brain, polar bear body, scorpion tail
Centre Back: Harry Joyles
Season Stats
B Team // 17 Apps, 4 Clean Sheets, 1.94 average conceded.
Favourite match of the season?
Crawley Phoenix, 13-0 – I went up front and scored.
Your key player? Sid Parsons
Most improved player? Sid Parsons
Social media platform of choice? Instagram – @harryjoyles
Two things you take into the bath? My uncle, rubber duck.
Ultimate fighting animal?
Head of elephant, body of polar bear, legs of cheetah
Right Back: Ryan Hodkinson
Season Stats
Reserve Team // 27 Apps, 6 Clean Sheets, 1.72 average conceded.
Favourite match of the season?
Eastbourne away, winning in extra time
Your key player? Noah Chant, when he turns up
Most improved player? Charlie Gauntlett, wish I was that good at 18
Social media platform of choice? Instagram @ryan.hodkinson
Two things you take into the bath? Rubber duck and a picture of Scoot Johnson
Ultimate fighting animal?
Head of a hammerhead shark, body of a armadillo, arms of a orangutans and legs of an ostrich
Centre Midfield: Jack Cotterell
Season Stats
Reserve Team // 15 Apps, 7 Goals, 3 Assists, 1.53 average conceded, 2.80 average goals scored when on the pitch.
Favourite match of the season?
Acorns at home – I thought it was our strongest performance of the season against a team who who may win the league
Your key player? Ollie Rose
Most improved player? Matt King
Social media platform of choice? Instagram – @Jackcotterell93
Two things you take into the bath? Soap and my rubber duck lol
Ultimate fighting animal?
Head of a dolphin, Body of gorilla, Legs of a ostrich lol
Centre Midfield: Max Blackford
Season Stats
A Team // 18 Apps, 2 Goals, 2.33 average conceded, 2.67 average scored.
Favourite match of the season?
Priory As vs Charlwood, we drew 3-3 and it had a bit of everything
Your key player? Tommy Ayliffe
Most improved player? Mikey Bradley
Social media platform of choice? Instagram – @max.blackford
Two things you take into the bath? Soap and a glass of coke🤣
Ultimate fighting animal?
Head of a crocodile, body of a bear, legs of a Cheetah.
Left Winger: Jude O’Connor
Season Stats
B Team // 13 Apps, 8 Goals, 6 Assists, 3.46 average scored.
Favourite match of the season?
2-2 against Earlswood at home for the B’s. My first league game and scored my first goal.
Your key player? Harry Joyles
Most improved player? Will Hutchinson
Social media platform of choice? Instagram – @judeoconnor_
Two things you take into the bath? 😂 rubber duck and Harry Joyles mum
Ultimate fighting animal?
Head of a snake, body of a rhino
Attacking Midfielder: Bradley Nelson
Season Stats
B Team // 19 Apps, 8 Goals, 9 Assists, 2.89 average scored.
Favourite match of the season?
1-0 win vs Brockham II; First competitive game of the season. Playing a team 3 divisions above us in the cup and we absolutely dominated them but struggled to score. I scored the winner. The way we played surprised me that we were capable of that, setting us up for this season of what we were capable of and had my confidence high for the year.
Your key player? Jude O’Connor – we combined for 5 goals, he helped me score goals and I helped him score goals
Most improved player? Sid Parsons– Joined early in the season but wasn’t here for pre season, took some games to settle in. 2nd half of the season he became one of the most important players in the team, important to the way we play, controlling games with his passing and breaking up play. Possibly goal of the season for the Bs too
Social media platform of choice? Twitter @BradN_Utd
Two things you take into the bath? iPad to watch a film or football, & Epsom salts for recovery after football
Ultimate fighting animal?
Crocodile head, tiger body, jaguar tail cheetah legs
Right Winger: Mikey Bradley
Season Stats
A Team // 19 Apps, 10 Goals, 1 Assist, 3.00 average scored.
Favourite match of the season?
Got to be away against Oxted, beating them 5-1 and scoring a hat trick after a tough spell for us the 3 games before!
Your key player? For me this season has got to be Max Blackford, his work rate has been unreal for us and he’s been the engine in the team.
Most improved player? Kane Mason for me, played in front of him quite a lot this season and every game he has got better and puts a shift in. Also started to understand each other runs and movement etc!
Social media platform of choice? Instagram mainly – @Mikey_b1989, twitter for the football news, Facebook (not really anymore)
Two things you take into the bath? 😂 (wtf) Phone to listen to talkSPORT or music or the iPad to watch the football on
Ultimate fighting animal?
Head of a tiger, body of crocodile and legs cheetah
Striker: Tommy Ayliffe
Season Stats
A Team // 14 Apps, 14 Goals, 3 Assists, 2.67 average scored.
Favourite match of the season?
A’s v Oxted in September: 5:3 win 2 goals and 2 assists.
Your key player? Mikey Bradley
Most improved player? Mikey Bradley
Social media platform of choice? Instagram – @tommyayliffe and Twitter – @ayliffetommy
Two things you take into the bath? Bath salts and muscle relaxers
Ultimate fighting animal?
Me. I am the ultimate fighting animal.
